Opinions

Volume 144, Number 8

    • Ninjas

      When the sun goes down, while most return to their beds to rest from the busy day, he waits in the shadows. In the dead of night, he steps out of his hiding place to complete his mission.

    • Pirates

      Pirates, ninjas and zombies seem to be frequently categorized as equals, which is terribly unfair. These opposing clans are as different from each other as night and day, and in the end, only the pirate emerges as the best.

    • Zombies

      Let's get right to the heart (or the brain) of the matter: Zombies are inherently better than pirates or ninjas.